Ketawa Hari ini LOL

Udah ketemu! Udah ketemu!

 

Kalo soal lebay, gada yg bisa ngalahin Maharaja Bossman dah. Udah dijamin manusia selebay apapun yg ada di dunia ini, pasti kalah ama lebaynya dia.

Kemaren si Velo sok sibuk bener.

Bossman: Bu Ker, cariin saya file perusahaan yg dari Taiwan itu dong, penting..
Gue: OK.
Bossman: Sekarang ya. Sekarang ya!
Gue: Iya.. cari dulu dong.

Setelah ketemu, gue ke ruangannya.

Gue: Pak, i..
Bossman: (ngacungin telapak tangan menahan gue) Saya lagi sibuk! Jangan ganggu!
Gue: Saya mau kasih..
Bossman: Saya lagi sibuk! (stop gue lagi dengan ngacungin telapak tangan ke muke gue)
Gue: Yeeee... ini file yang Taiwan itu!
Bossman: Yaudah tarok sini.

Gue tarok di mejanya. Setengah jam kemudian dia masuk ke ruangan gue dengan laptop dan kertas-kertas.

Bossman: Saya perlu kamu bacain beberapa hal yg saya tanya. Nih file nya. Filenya ada juga sih di laptop saya tapi ribet.
Gue: OK.

Dia duduk dan menggeser kertas2 di meja gue. Dengan mata terus ke laptopnya, dia tanya2 ke gue. Ini kejadian yg sangat nyebelin!

Bossman: Berapa harga total harga produksi? Liat di file..
Gue: (gue buka file yg dia kasih tadi) tiga ribu do..
Bossman: Udah ketemu, udah ketemu! (Ngangkat tangan lagi stop gue ngomong) Bentar.. bentar..

Trus dia ngetik2 lagi..

Bossman: Harga itu udah masuk ongkos kirim ke Malaysia gak?
Gue: (gue cari lagi di file) Be..
Bossman: Udah ketemu! Udah ketemu! (ngangkat tangan lagi stop gue ngomong)

Ngetik2 lagi.. entah aaaaaapa yg dia kerjain, hanya dia dan Tuhan lah yg tau..

Bossman: Siapa nama yg kasih presentasi hari itu ya?
Gue: (Gue cari lagi di file) Chin Chee...
Bossman: Udah ketemu! Udah ketemu!

Kali ini dese ngacungin telapak tangannya dekeeeet banget ke muka gua. Kalo dia punya ilmu Kungfu, rambut gue udah jigrak semua kali kena angin gibasan tangannya.

Bossman: Alamatnya dimana?
Gue: 27, Touyuan..
Bossman: Udah ketemu! Udah ketemu!

Oooh gue tau kenapa. Lu kangen tembakan stepler gue kan????

Bossman: No telponnya berapa?
Gue: ..............
Bossman: No telponnya berapaaaaa?
Gue: ..............
Bossman: Lah piye toh? Ditakoni kok meneng bae.. (ditanya kok diam aja..)
Gue: Lagian bapak dari tadi tanya, giliran saya jawab langsung dipotong! Udah ketemu! Udah ketemu!
Bossman: Biar gampaaaang! Biar cepetttt! Kok jadi kamu yg sewot?!! Mau juga saya yg sewot.. saya ini Boss di sini. Pemilik perusahaan. Saya mau ngapain kek, terserah saaaaaaaayyyya!

Duile tuh bibir waktu bilang saaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyya. Gue cocol terasi 7 kilo mabuk laut mabuk darat 7 hari 7 malam lu.

Bossman: Loh jadi? Berapa nomor telponnya?
Gue: (hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii) Delapan Delapan..
Bossman: Udah ketemu! Udah ketemu!!

posted by Chaos@work

Sunday, February 26, 2012 @ 1:20 PM

 

Nyolong dari SINI and makasih banyak udah bikin saya senyam-senyum hari ini (eeh..ketawa ngakak deeeh :P)

Curhat Ga Guna!

Today I started my day by reading several non-fashion blogs; and somewhat I get inspired by them all. Reading their life story is kinda fun, although I haven’t met them in personal (yaiyalah) but by reading their blog I feel like I know what their life is all about.

Blog that I read are mostly talking about their personal life, not a heavy kind of story, just their routines and their chores, however it's just nice!

Sometimes I’m thinking about doing that too, writing my daily life, routines and so on, but I realized there are not many interesting story can be told in my life, especially my "day to day" life. My office life is so-so, family so-so, love so-so. Just normal-basic-regular life. I'm afraid i'll make you all sleepy tho!

Well, this boredom actually began when I worked in the new office which is somehow little less-challenging, way different with my previous office which has lots of activity to do, events, gathering, dinner, lunch, hang out etc2. But in here, everything seems flowing too slow for me, I don’t get the feel and I don’t feel the vibe. Just feels wrong!
 

I wish I've clues for what to do, what needs to do and when to do it..Geezz!! this is super stressing :(

But still I feel very blessed and Bersyukur Alhamdulillah kepada Allah SWT for everything.

*Tarik nafas dalam2 dan say Bismillah

Destiny!

 

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.

 Watch your words, for they become actions. 

Watch your actions, for they become habits. 

Watch your habits, for they become character. 

Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny..” :)

 

Copas disini ;)

Curhat Singkat :(

Sebelum pulang kantor, sempet2in dulu curhat disini aaah, nah yg namanya curhat pasti isinya cuma keluh kesah, but dont worry, i wont write it to sentimental :D

Well yang jelas hari ini berasa berat banget dikantor, kerjaan selain menumpuk juga banyak yang ga jelaas..entah kenapa, gw jadi kepikiran untuk nyari kerjaan laiin, so they know i can do better than this!

Hmmm...so how yaa??? should i move and find another opportunity? I've received several offering tho, but again, its not even a year I worked here..that's bad for my resume tho!!

But..geez this is sucks! Arrgghhh!

The Amazing Aztec Clay Mask

Hhmm, what happened yesterday and today? Not much really..just work work work (as always and will always be), today my boss is out of town, is that means this day will be a lot easy? hell no! he can always reach me tru phone, bbm, phone, email etc etc! blaaaahhhh..

But well, work is sucks but i need the bucks :p just try my best to enjoy it and don't be half-hearted.

So story from yesterday? After office hour I met with Hera again at Codefin Kemang, I was going to give her the shoes that she ordered thru Mimo and after finished dinner at Tekko Iga Bakar, we split-up and go home.

Honestly, I can't wait to go home soon and try on my new "Aztec Clay Mask" that I ordered from FD member and finally has arrived that day.

I heard a lot and so much about this amazing clay mask, at first, of course there's a lot of doubt because from what I heard, it pulsating effect was massive, and it can make ur skin red for a while and so, so for me who doesn’t have any major skin problem will be a bit dilemma. One side of me says this thing is magical and one side of me says “do I really need this?!” Well, curiosity wins!

Thank God for new beginners like me, I don’t have to try it or buy the whole full jar, at FD they sell it for quarts, half and full size jar, thus I choose to buy the quartz size first for only IDR 55k plus delivery charge IDR 8000, total of IDR 63k.

After reading carefully all the instructions on Google, here comes my first attempt. It is said that Aztec will be best mixed with Apple Cider Vinegar, but since I don’t have time to stop by at the nearest supermarket, I decided to mix it using room temperature mineral water instead of ACV.

The results? AMAZING!!! This is the first time ever I can feel a masker that can do a magical pulsating in my face, its stretching sensation was awesome, it may feels hurts in some area but not all, if you can handle the effects, you can left it dry for about 30-45 minutes. After cleansing with warm water I can feel my skin soft and moist. Just love it, love this product a lot.

Guess I will try it again tonight..xoxo

Description
Health & Beauty
World's Most Powerful Facial
100% Natural Calcium Bentonite Clay
Feel Your Face Pulsate!

Facials, acne, bodywraps, clay baths, foot soaks, chilled clay for knee packs. Handy for insect bites! Enjoy the benefits of clay in your own home. Beautify and refresh just as Cleopatra used clay in her beauty ritual in ancient Egypt.

Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay helps to remove impurities and dirt from the pores. Deep pore cleansing of the skin.

"World's Most Powerful Facial" 908 Grams of healing clay makes 20-30 facials. Use it once per week for the whole family, more often for teenagers with problem skin. Men love it too.

Suggested Use
Mix healing clay with equal parts of raw apple cider vinegar and/or water. Best to use a non-metal bowl and utensil. Stir the mixture well, until it is a smooth paste. Add more clay or liquid as needed. Apply 1/4 to 1/2 inch layer to the face or other area. Let it dry for 5-10 min. for delicate skin and 15-20 min. for normal skin. You will feel a pulling and tightening sensation.

Remove clay by washing with warm water. Slight redness of the skin is normal and will disappear in about 30 min.

Supplement Facts
100% natural calcium bentonite (green) clay

Sun dried - No additives - No fragrances

No animal testing - No animal products

Warnings
For external use only.

Discontinue use if irritation occurs.

^^ iherb